...for a few days, just let them know you that you didn't eat for 5 days already
(from desperate-for-a-phone-call girlfriend to her boyfriend)
Gal: Hello darling, how are you? You didn't miss me meh?
Boy: I m doing great. Of course I miss u la. How bout you?
Gal : Not so good. I havent eaten for 5 days 12 hours and 16 minutes.
Boy: On diet ar? Why didn't eat for so long? Are you sick?
Gal: Nope, I didn't want my mouth to be full of food when you call
Boy: *speechless*...err...
It works like magic. No arguements. He'll get the hint (unless he's a relative of Porky the Pig).
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